What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

Why won't biden give a last minute deferred action TO ALL undocumented immigrants so Trump can't deport them? Obama issued DACA, why can't Biden issue something similar that protects ALL undocumented immigrants from deportation?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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